Green Eggs and Ham

[enzo_the_rhino]

OK so I got a severe case of DMW when listening to this the other day. Apologies to Dr Seuss.

I am Jack
I am Jack
Jack I am

That Jack-I-am!
That Jack-I-am!
I do not like
that Jack-I-am!

Would you like
to sleep with me?

I do not want to,
Jack-I-am.
I do not want
to sleep with you.

Would you like it
here or there?

I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not want
to sleep with you.
I do not want to,
Jack-I-am.

Would you like it
in the hub?
Would you like
to be a sub?

I would not like it
in the hub.
I would not like 
to be a sub.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not want
to sleep with you.
I do not want to, Jack-I-am.

Would you do it
in a cell?
Would you do it
with a yell?

Not in a cell.
Not with a yell.
Not in the hub.
Not being a sub.
I would not do it here or there.
I would not do it anywhere.
I do not want to sleep with you.
I would not like it, Jack-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Do it! Do it!
Here I am!

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I would not do it in a cell.
I would not do it with a yell.
I would not like it in the hub.
I would not like to be a sub.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not want to sleep with you.
I do not want to, Jack-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Jack! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a cell.
I could not, would not, with a yell.
I do not want to be a sub.
I do not want it in the hub.
I will not do it here or there.
I will not do it anywhere.
I do not want to sleep with you.
I do not want to, Jack-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I would not like it, Jack, you see.
Not in the hub. Not in a cell.
Not being a sub. Not with a yell.
I will not do it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere!

You do not want
to sleep with me?

I do not
want to,
Jack-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with the coat?

I would not,
could not,
with the coat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with the coat.
I will not do it in the rain.
I will not do it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I would not like it in a cell.
I would not like it with a yell.
I will not do it in the hub.
I would not like to be a sub.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not want
to sleep with you!

I would not like it,
Jack-I-am.

You would not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.

Jack!
If you will let me be,
I will try it.
You will see.

Say!
I want to sleep with you!
I do! I like it, Jack-I-am!
And I would do it in a boat.
And I would do it with the coat...

And I will do it in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will do it in a cell.
And I will do it with a yell.
And I will do it in the hub.
And I think I want to be a sub.
And I will do it here and there.
Say! I will do  it ANYWHERE!

I do so like
to sleep with you!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Jack-I-am!